poopoo daram

today ramin and i were walking around the JC not doing work..whaattt...and we started to speak french bc i need practice and ramin pretends to speak.  so we're talking talking talking, and all of a sudden, he's like, 

oh merde, je dois aller au toilette!   (ohh man, i have to go to the bathroom) 

and im like, ok vas-y  (ok, go)

and he's like blah blah blah (something i dont understand) blah blah blah, tu veux regarder?  (blah blah blah (something i dont understand) blah blah blah you want to watch?) 

and we were in the elevator and when he said that, he started to laugh so hard that he fell and I SWEAR i thought we were going to be stuck in the elevator bc the noise it made was not very friendly.  but he was laughing so hard, which made me laugh so hard, i mean, i was already laughing so hard, but i started to laugh harder.  

then the elevator doors opened and we're both dying of laughter, ramin is rolling on the ground, im sort of crying, and these two asians are like, "uhhhhh what's going on? 

so we walk out, and everyone is quiet and studying and ramin is like 

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA VAY  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AKH  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VAY KHODA HAHAHAHAHAHA AKH DELAM" 

and tears are streaming down his face.  and im like, zahreh mar, you're laughing so loudly, but i cant say it because its really funny when ramin laughs and it makes me laugh.  so i just laugh. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

so i still dont know if he meant to ask me to come watch him while he pooped, but im sort of hoping that he didnt mean it.  just cus, i mean, thats even weird for ramin standards, you know?  

come watch me poop?  really?  I think not.