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Winter is just tough on the skin, and the hair, and the moods.  Question of the century:  Why does Groundhog Day exist?  Does anyone even have a legitimate answer for the question.  The only reason I can think of is to make people feel bad about having to endure another, what is it?  6 weeks of winter?!

Either way there's going to 6 weeks of winter.  No matter how they phrase what the groundhog sees or doesn't see.  I mean, what the f?  What the f is a groundhog?

If you didn't know, you will know now that I HATE FEBRUARY!!   I hate it.  It's my least favorite month.  I've hated it since I was little. Let me tell you why.  A month to month analysis of why every other month of the year is amazing EXCEPT FOR F-ING FEBRUARY!

March--Norooz, obv.
April--13bedar (MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR.)  Plus, the weather starts to get warmer.
May--End of school!!
June--Beginning of summer!!!
July--MY BIRTHDAY
August--the continuation of summer, with chances of transitioning to "deep summer" mode.  Or rather, wake up, hang out, watch tv, go outside, tan, eat a popsicle, go to the pool, come home, lounge around, barbeque, hang out, sleep.  I really like to call it the, "What day of the week is it again?" mode.
September--Start of school (but what will happen next year, I do not know....hmmm)
October--Fall weather+halloween (pie and candy at nazy's house)
November--Thanksgiving, Obv.
December--Christmas, Shabeh Yalda
January--New Years, plus you're still excited about starting those resolutions, beginning a new year, a fresh clean start.  Plus, I always like getting used to writing out the new date.  2010. Nice!
FEBRUARY--NOTHING!!!!  THERE IS NOTHING I LIKE ABOUT FEBRUARY!  IT SUCKS.  ITS COLD AND GRAY AND GROUNDHOG DAY IS STUPID AND IT SNOWS AND THEN IT RAINS SO ITS SLUSHY AND I FALL DOWN AND THEN I HURT MY LEG AND MY INSURANCE GOES UP.  (maybe.)

In any case, I can't wait for this month to be over.  No wonder there are only 28 days in February.  Maybe I'm not alone in my extreme sentiments about the month.