12 September, 2009

Why am I just a monkey?

I hate it.  The plight of the Middle Eastern woman.  Hair.  HAIR.  HAAIRRRRRR.

All I want is to have a hairless body.  I've tried everything.  Waxing, threading, laser hair removal.  No.  It doesn't work.  Someone wanted me to be a gorilla, and a gorilla I shall remain. 

So any Middle Eastern girl out there who thinks she's the only one:  YOU ARE NOT ALONE. 

I guess the best thing we can do is to embrace it.  Embrace it.  Love it.  Men, FEAR IT. 

hahahahaha.  oh life. 

1 comment:

  1. it's time for all of us to join together and forget about hair removal.

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